Text: SINCERE APOLOGY: if u dnt like any of my sms n dnt like to read.
If my msgs distb u
then
plz dnt
hesitate
Feel free 2 THROW UR MOBILE OUT :-)
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Q: when did pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
A: when his hand caught on fire.
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haven't already fallen in love and are committed:)
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A bear & rabbit are taking a no. two in the woods when da bear turns to da rabbit + says do u have any trouble with poo sticking to ur fur da
rabbit turns + says never! So the bear wipes his rear end with the rabbit.
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Upon receiving this text u must send it to one person you like,
one person you hate, one person you love, and one PERSON you want to love.
Now think about why I sent it to YOU!
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This message was sent exclusively for the handsome + the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number.
We are truly sorry for the inconvenience.
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