Cute text messages for all

1st line 2 b wrtn in exams:
''all the answers wrtn below r imaginary n work of pure fiction. Any resmblance 2text book is unintentional n purely coincidental.

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1 chhote bache ne darwaza khola aur apni behn k boyfriend ko dekh kar masumiat se bola:

Aap roz baji se milne ajate hain, kia apki apni baji nai hai ;-)

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,,,, Oey!     ('-') Gal sun    <l__l> Oey!         _/   \_ oye! Tenu meri yaad nai andi?   Chal koi gal nai,
Menu Kera andi aay!."

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Sumtimes wen I Cry no 1 c my Tears,

Wen I m Woried no 1 C my pain,

Wen I m Happy no 1 C my Smile

Lekin

Sala ek Larki sath ghoome to sub dekh lete hain..

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