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5 differences between Turkish en ET: ET looked better, ET learned English, ET came alone, ET had his own bike and wanted to go home!

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I met a boy in the states i give him my hart he gave me aids.

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Linux is like a wigwam, no windows, no gates and an apache inside

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I'd ride u sitting, I'd ride u lying. If u were a bird I'd ride u flying. And when ur dead and long forgotten I'll dig u up and ride u rotten

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I don't love. I don't care. I just married a millionair. And if he dies I don't cry, I just fuck another guy.

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NOKIA VIRUS Enter PIN code: Enter PIN code: F Enter PIN code: FU Enter PIN code: FUC Enter PIN code: FUCK YOU ! YOU JUST BEEN FUCKED BY ME

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I'd ride u sitting, I'd ride u lying. If u were a bird I'd ride u flying. And when ur dead and long forgotten I'll dig u up and ride u rotten.

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I don't love. I don't care. I just married a millionair. And if he dies I don't cry, I just fuck another guy.