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wO tO Pan! k Qtry Ha!n
JO ankhOn Se Beh Jaty Ha!n,
ansO tO wO hOte Ha!n jO Dard Bn K ankhOn Ma Reh Jaty Ha!n.
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Reh na pao ge kabhi bhula kar dekh lo.
Yakeen nahi aata to aazma kar dekh lo.
Har jaga mehsoos hogi kami humari.
Apni mehfil ko kitna bhi saja kar dekh lo...
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Why do men fart more often than women ? Because women do not
keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure..
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On the door of a toilet....Some people come here to sit and wonder, I come here to shit like thunder!
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Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi. Sagar se gahara koi nahi. Aab aapki kya tarif karu... Dost me aap jaisa... Nalayak koi nahi!
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HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!!
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This is your boss: "You are allowed to read the newspaper during the working hours and do certainly not miss the job adds."
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You are so beautiful, sweet and faithful... It is a pity that I do not like animals!!!
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Some people die. Others become a teacher...
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I think you are ugly and stupid, You are a real pain in the …... Wait a moment.... oh no, I do have the right number...
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