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A Beautiful Girl Goes To Skin Doctor & Asks: Mujhy Apny Jism Se Bohat Piyar Hai, So Mujhy Nahanay Se Pehlay Kia Lagana Chahiye..?
Doc: Bathroom Ki Kundi.
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Brain is very important part..
It is active 24 hrs..
365 days..
It starts working when u born..
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Work till u
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Get married!
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Ek taaza khabar:
Ek baath room mein,
Ek boy ne,
Ek girl ke jism ko,
Har jaga se touch kia,
Pata hai wo boy kon tha ?
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. ...LIFE BOY...
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1st line 2 b wrtn in exams:
''all the answers wrtn below r imaginary n work of pure fiction. Any resmblance 2text book is unintentional n purely coincidental.
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1 chhote bache ne darwaza khola aur apni behn k boyfriend ko dekh kar masumiat se bola:
Aap roz baji se milne ajate hain, kia apki apni baji nai hai ;-)
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,,,, Oey! ('-') Gal sun <l__l> Oey! _/ \_ oye! Tenu meri yaad nai andi? Chal koi gal nai,
Menu Kera andi aay!."
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Sumtimes wen I Cry no 1 c my Tears,
Wen I m Woried no 1 C my pain,
Wen I m Happy no 1 C my Smile
Lekin
Sala ek Larki sath ghoome to sub dekh lete hain..
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Rab e jahan ne maa ko ye azmat kamal di,
is ki dua ne ayi musibat bhi taal di.
QURAN mein maa k pyar ki is ne misaal di,
janat utha k maa k kadmon mein daal di. mother
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"Inbox";"2008-05-31 23:00:11";"+923454753701";"
Sardar: Aapan te hr roz kukkar nal roti khai di aa
Dost: Is mehngai wich kiven?
Sardar: ik burki aap khai di aa, te ik kukkar nu paai di aa..
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Mere dil me rho ya jigar me rho,
Umer bahr tm meri nzar me raho..
Mri shab me rho ya sehar me raho..
Jidar b rho
Mgr..
apni oqaat ma rho. ;)
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Sardar in A Coffee House with wife.
Sardar: jaldi Pi,
Coffee Thandi Ho Jayegi.
Wife: To Kya Hoga?
Sardar: Bewakuf Menu card Dekh,
Hot Coffee Rs.20 &
Cold Rs.50
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Ap asy kya dekh rahy ho?
I have send u
Garam jalebies..
Aj ka nashta meri taraf se.
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