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Ye sms sirf apko khush krne k liye hai,Ye ap k pas aya to mobile ki light on hui,wo light daikh k ap khush hon ge k chalo MULK mein kahin to light hai na
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Tufani barish me raat ko shop per 1 admi pizza lene aya
SHOPKEPER: Ap shadi shuda hyn?
Admi: Is tufani barish me rat ko kya meri maa muje pizza lene bhejegi
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Meri prem kahani ka ajab ending tha,
Meri prem kahani ka ajab ending tha,
izhaar-e-mohabbat kiya tha SMS se,
jo unki Shadi tak pending tha...
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Moulvi: "Jab main mar jaaun to samney walon ko zaroor bulana".
Biwi: "kyon?"
Moulvi: "unkey ghar ki auraten murdey se lipat lipat k roti hain"
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Girl in a party to a man:Excues me sir
kia ap mere FACE se 1 cheez hata sakte hain?
Man (khush hote hue) han han bolo kia?
Girl:manhoos aadmi apni nazren
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Modern...
Obedient...
Nice...
Kindful...
Excellent...
Young...
Hey! Thats me.
Don't be SAD,
Even ur name is there.
Read the 1st letter of Every Word! ;)
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Prof:
Chemical Symbol of Barium?
Sardar:
BA
Prof:
And Sodium?
Sardar:
NA
Prof:
What will we gt if 1 Atom of BA & 2 Atoms of NA combine?
Sardar:
BANANA!
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1 dehati aurat check cash kerwane bank gayi
Clerk:Yahan sign karo
Aurat:Kaise?
Clerk: Jaise khat k aakhir me likhte hain
She wrote:
faqat
ap k
Munnay ki maa
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Qasam se!
Mujhe bhi aisa hi mila tha.."
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If my msgs distb u
then
plz dnt
hesitate
Feel free 2 THROW UR MOBILE OUT :-)
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