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Text: Agr kisi ne aapko rulaya ho
Dukh dia ho
Pareshan kiya ho
To ap b usko rula sakte hain
Dukh desakte hain
Pta hai kese?
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Uski Aankh mein ungli maar kar:-)
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Text: FILM:
"Destroy Pakistan"
HERO:
President Bush
HEROINE:
Musharaf
VILLAIN:
Sharif,imran,qazi
SCRIPTED IN:
USA
SHOT IN:
Pakistan
CHARACTER ACTOR:
Amin Fahim
FRIENDLY APPEARANCE:
Saudi King
COMEDIAN:
Sheikh Rashid
SUPPORTING ACTOR:
Molana Fazal-ur-Rahman
CHARACTERLESS ACTORS:
Chaudhries
DANCERS:
Sherry Rehman
kashmala Tariq Sumara Malik
MUSIC BY:
MQM
ACTION BY:
Pak Army
SUSPENSE BY:
Chief Justice
FINANCED BY:
Poor People Of Pakistan.
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1
Charsi eyes donate karne gaya
After operation
Doctor
Kuch kehna chahte ho
Charsi
jisko b ankhen lagao ose bata dena
Ye
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sooote lagane k baad khulti hain. ()
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Ishq mey ye anjaam paya hai,
Haath pair tootey or moo se lahoo aya hai,
Hospital pohancha to nurson ne ye farmaya hai,
Baharo phool barsao ek or POOND aya hai, ()
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khudkash bombar ne bom ka batton dabaya,laken dhamaka nahe hua. wo behosh ho gea.jb hospital me hosh aya to nurse ko dekha or kaha "baqi hoorain kaha hain"
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GABBAR: Ye haath humko dede Thakur.
THAKUR: Theek hai, lele. Par 1 shart hai.
Vada kar....Roz 'Phetii' dhone tu ayega.....
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Frog:"Pathan ka demag nahi hota"
Pathan:"Hota hai"
Frog:"Nahi hota nahi hota nahi hota(& jumps in water)
Pathan:"Lo,is me khudkushi karne wali kia baat thi"
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I want 2 kiss the most cute n smart person in the world but
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My lips cant touch my cheeks...!
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