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Text: Dr. k Band Clinic k agay lambi line thi.
1 sardar bar-bar line me ghusta,log usko pakar k piche phenk datain
sardar-Lage raho salo,me b clinic nahi kholunga,
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Text: Sardar:kaam wali shanti ko bulao. . .
wife:kyun. . . . ?
Sardar:doctor ney bola hai k rat ko dawai khao or shanti k 7 so jao;-)
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Text: Sardar G: Yar teri wife di maut da bara afsos hoya, wese hoya ki c?
Freind: Goli lagi c mathey vich..
sardar G: fir v wah guru da shukar kr k ankh bach gai..!
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Text: Chota sardar to his father: "Bapu ethey aa ja"
His mom: "beta! bapu nu izzat naal bulai da ey"
Chota sardar corrects himself: "bapu izzat naal ethey aa ja"...
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Text: Sardar english k paper mein fail ho gya. Coz
He did english translation:
1. Main aam admi nai hun.
(I m nt a mango man)
2. Sarda aur garma fruit hain.
(Colda & hota is fruit)
3. Muje b english ati ha.
(English comes to me also.)
4. Do aur do brabar chaar.
(Give and give equal to four)
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