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Sardar english k paper mein fail ho gya. Coz
       
       He did english translation:
       
       
       
       1. Main aam admi nai hun.
       
       (I m nt a mango man)
       
       
       
       2. Sarda aur garma fruit hain.
       
       (Colda & hota is fruit)
       
       
       
       3. Muje b english ati ha.
       
       (English comes to me also.)
       
       
       
       4. Do aur do brabar chaar.
       
       (Give and give equal to four.)
       
       
       
       5. Mera taluk hari pur hazara se ha.
       
       (I m belonge to green pur thousanda.)




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Text:        Sardar english k paper mein fail ho gya. Coz
       He did english translation:
       
       1. Main aam admi nai hun.
       (I m nt a mango man)
       
       2. Sarda aur garma fruit hain.
       (Colda & hota is fruit)
       
       3. Muje b english ati ha.
       (English comes to me also.)
       
       4. Do aur do brabar chaar.
       (Give and give equal to four)        

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