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Text: Sardar was riding on horse.
He crossed the Red light & policeman whistles.
The Sardar lifts the tail of horse & says. "LE KARLE, TU KARLE NUMBER NOTE." ;-)
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Text: Sardar goes 2 hotel n orders chicken
waiter: italian, chinese,french or spanish
sardar: Jera marzi le aa main kera gallan karniyan ne...!!
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Text: Sardar Ki Teesri Bar Beti Hui To Uss Ne Elaan Kiya "Mera Beta Hua Hai" Relatives Ne Dekha To Kaha "Yeh Larki Hai" Sardar Bola: "Ay Munda Thallon Maa Te Gaya Ay. sardar
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Text: Sardar laughing behind pathan at ATM centre. "HaHa I have seen ur password. Pathan:what is it? Sardar: its 4 stars (****) Pathan: haha ur wrong. its 3384..!!
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Sardar english k paper mein fail ho gya. Coz
He did english translation:
1. Main aam admi nai hun.
(I m nt a mango man)
2. Sarda aur garma fruit hain.
(Colda & hota is fruit)
3. Muje b english ati ha.
(English comes to me also.)
4. Do aur do brabar chaar.
(Give and give equal to four.)
5. Mera taluk hari pur hazara se ha.
(I m belonge to green pur thousanda.)