Funny Friendship Romantic Goodnight Goodmorning Lovely Sweet Cute SMS Text Messages!
1st sardar: I am going ka kya matlab hota hai ?
2nd sardar: MEIN JA RAHA HOON.
1st sardar: Aayse nahi jane doon ga pehle matlab bata
©
Sardar ki teesri bar beti hui to usne elan kiya k mera beta peda hua hai.
Ek Dost ne dekha to kaha:
Ye Larki hai
Sardar bola:
Aae munda thallon Maa te giya ae
©
Text: Sardar:Kl menu 9 admian ne kutya
Pandt:Fer tu kuch nai kita?
Sardar:Main keha himat hai te kallay kallay ao
Pandit: Fer?
Sardar:Fer sarian ne wari wari kutya:-(
©
Sardarji is filling up a job application...........................
He promptly fills in the lines on Name, Age, Addr,& etc.
Then came the column Salary Expected.....................
After much thought he writes: Yes.............................
©
1st sardar: I am going ka kya matlab hota hai ?
2nd sardar: MEIN JA RAHA HOON.
1st sardar: Aayse nahi jane doon ga pehle matlab bata
©
Sardar ka RADIO kharab ho gya.Usne khol k deka to,ander ek mara hua CHOOHA mila. Ye dekh k sarDAr gusSa se: ey Lo...Chalega kase? Sala singer he mara para hai.!
©
1st sardar: I am going ka kya matlab hota hai ?
2nd sardar: MEIN JA RAHA HOON.
1st sardar: Aaisay hi nahi janay doon ga pehlay matlab bata... ()
©
Sardar: Will u merry , after i die .
Wife : No i wiil live with my sister.
Wife : Will u marry , after i die .
Sardar: No i will also live with ur sister.
©Copyright Allsmsmessages.com- All Rights Reserved. Best viewed at 800*600 pixels of screen resolution
New Sardar SMS Collection
New and latest sms messages : Hit new good sms messages to get a fantastic update!