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Text: KHABARDAR!
"MOHABAT" sehat k lye muzir he tabiet ziada kharab ho to (SHADI) kijiye
tamam sms"WALDAIN"ki pohanch se dorrakhy
"VIZART-E-ISHQ" hakomat-e-dil.
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"always'
'hanso '
"jiyo "
"muskurao'
'kiya pata "
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"daant hon na
hoon "
,****,
((@..@))
(:::::) ha,ha,ha
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A man catches a fish.
Wife:
cant cook it due to no gas,
no elect,
no ata
no cookg oil.
Man puts da fish back in da river.
Fish comes up & shouts:
GEO MUSHARAF!
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Aaj
"Pink Panther" ki Barsi hai,
Us k liye plz yeh sms kam se kam kisi 1
"Cartoon"
ko zaroor send karen
Main ne apna Farz poora kar diya
Ab aap ki bari hai.
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Gabbar: Aare o sambha! yeh sms padhnewala insaan hai ki bandar?
Samba: Sarkar agar reply kare toh insaan nahi toh bandar.
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English is a stupid language.
There is no egg in the eggplant
No ham in the hamburger
And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.
English muffins were not invented in England
French fries were not invented in France.
10 foot onchi deewar pe ghaass rakhi thi,
Bataoo gadha isay kaisay khaye ga?
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Yaar minu ik call kar,
koi khas kam nai,
ik friend hai,
teray naal gall krna chanda hai,
osnu yaqeen nahi annda,
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Baander v gallan kardy nay... ()
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Banda police vich bharti na hovay panvhay sallery 10,000 hovay,sitti mar kay falan kar
day nay bunda panvhay kidda bimar hovay,mehman kisay dai noo milan nahi dainday panvhay kidda
jiggri yaar hovay,holiday time tay mildi nahi panvhay ghar day vich shaadi tiar hovay. ()
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Heer Says 2 Ranjha:
"Ki Khatya we Main Teri Heer Ban k"
Ranjha Says:
"Saaliye Me Kaira Ranjha Ban K "S.P" Lag Gya "....!
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Husband 2 Hotel Manager:
Jaldi Chalo Meri Biwi KhiRki Se Kud Kar Jaan Dena Chahti Hai.
Manager: What Can I Do?
Husband: Kamine KhiRki Nahi Khul Rahi.
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Some times my mind asks why i miss u why i care u why i rember u then my heart answers because a mantel patient needs more care
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Pathan Was Failed In Eng Paper Bcuz He Translated,
1. Main Aam Admi Hoon? I M A Mango Man
2. Sarda Or Garma Phal Hain? Colda & Hota R Fruits
3. Mujhe Bhi Eng Aati Hai? English Comes To Me Also
4. Do Or Do Char? Give & Give=To 4
5. Mera Taluq Hari Pur Hazara Se Hai? I Belong 2 Green Pur Thousanda :)
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O mere dil de chain,
tery pichay kutte pain,
tu lutiya mere dil da chain,
rab kare tenu keeray pain,
tere nain baday nasheelay,
jeevein jharoo day teelay,
tu mere dil wich avein wassa,
jeevein kichar wich kata phasa,
jane jigar jane tamanna,
eddar aa teriyan latta pannan
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U.S.A ne bridge bnaya jo 2 citys ko milata ha
British ne esa bridge bnaya jo 2 countrys ko milata ha PAKISTAN ne esa brige bnaya jo direct ALLAH se milata hai..
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U R ABCDEFGHIJKL
A-adorable
B-brilliant
C-cute
D-dashing
E-exciting
F-fntastic
G-great
H-humorous
I-intelligent
JKL?
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J-jok
K-kesa
L-lga
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