America se aik sardar ne apni maan ki dead body India bheji, jis ke sath aik letter tha k amma ki dead body ap ko mil gai hogi. Amma ne kapron k neeche jo shirts pehn rkhi hein wo bhaiyon k liy, jo 5 socks k jode pehn rkhe hein wo sab k liy, amma k sarhane k neeche chocolates chote k liy, amma k balon mein poniyan chotii k liy, … aur agar kisi aur cheez ki zarurt ho to jaldi bata dena kion ke abba ki bhi halat khrab hai.
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How does lazy people like you take bath during winter
They stand infront of a mirror
Throw water on the mirror
And say …. Ohh marr gya itnna thanda paani
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You are ABCD
Attractive beautiful cute dear
EFG
Excellent funny gorgeous
HIJ
Hello I am joking ;)
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Funny poetry
Tum mere siwa kisi aur k ho nahi skte
Jese paani k bagher tum poti dho nai skte
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A traveler asked a boy can you bring me water
Child asked would you like to take yoghurt
Traveler said: sure it’s good
Child brought 4 glass of yoghurt and traveler drank all n then asked
No one at your home likes yoghurt?
Child said: ya they like but today a frog fell in the yogurt bowl, that’s why no one dare to taste it
Traveler broke the bowl and yelled at the child
Child also screamed and asked his mother: mom, he broke the bowl in which our youngest one used to pee ;-)
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Funny SMS
