Funny Jokes

Funny Text -KOI ANKHON SE BAAT KAR LETA HAI,

KOI ANKHON MEIN MULAQAT KAR LETA HAI,

BARA MUSHKIL HOTA HAI JAWAB DENA,

JAB KOI ENGLISH MAIN BAAT KAR LETA HAI.;-)  

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Funny Text -Hr khu§hi hansi mange apse.

Hr phool khushbu mange aap§e.

Itni ro§hni ho aapki zindagi main k
khud bijli wale conection mange aap§e.. ;)   

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Funny Text -Dhoka mila jub bhi pyar main,
Zindgi main udasi chaa gayee..
Socha tha chor dengay is raah ko,
Kambakht phir 1 new number se miss call Aagai   

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Funny Text -Fursat Main jab kabhi woh yaad aata hai....
dil main sirf aik he sawal aata hai....
yaad kertay hain jisay hum!!
Kya usay bhi hamara khayal aata hai.  

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Funny Text -A boy told his frnd, "yar aik larki mujh ko hans k dekh rahi hai" . frnd answered " sahi se dekh hans k dekh rahi hai ya dekh k hans rahi hai. :-)

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