Ae FARAZ tuje zindgy se mila hai agr koi ghum
Bs phone utha or dial kr
0900-78601
Telefun,Telefun
:)!"
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Pagal ho jao
uchlo kudo
cheekan maro
abbay nu dasso
ami nu dasso
elaan krao
bhangray pao
luddian pao
nahray lao
k twanu kisi ne msg kita je.
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U want ur partnr of whch star, i'll tel U abt ur partner :)
*AQUARIUS
*ARIES
*CANCER
*CAPRICORN
*GEMINI
*LEO
*LIBRA
*PISES
*SAGITARIUS
*SCORPIO
*VIRGO
*TAURUS"
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in case of loose motions:
ruk ruk ruk arey baba ruk
in case of qabz:
na tu aaye gi na e chain aaye ga
in case of gas trouble:
hawa hawa ae hawa khushbu luta de
after coming out of bathroom:
juda ho k bhi tu muje me khin baqi hai
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*Love before Marriage*
Janu… agar tum naii to mein b nahi,
mei nahi to tum nahi…
*Love after Marriage*
“baghairta”…Aj tu nahi ya mein nahi
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