Send funny messages and funny jokes to funny friends on their mobiles to have fun

Ae FARAZ tuje zindgy se mila hai agr koi ghum

Bs phone utha or dial kr
0900-78601

Telefun,Telefun
:)!"

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Pagal ho jao

uchlo kudo

cheekan maro

abbay nu dasso

ami nu dasso

elaan krao

bhangray pao

luddian pao

nahray lao

k twanu kisi ne msg kita je.

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U want ur partnr of whch star, i'll tel U abt ur partner :)

*AQUARIUS
*ARIES
*CANCER
*CAPRICORN
*GEMINI
*LEO
*LIBRA
*PISES
*SAGITARIUS
*SCORPIO
*VIRGO
*TAURUS"

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in case of loose motions:
ruk ruk ruk arey baba ruk
in case of qabz:
na tu aaye gi na e chain aaye ga
in case of gas trouble:
hawa hawa ae hawa khushbu luta de
after coming out of bathroom:
juda ho k bhi tu muje me khin baqi hai

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*Love before Marriage*
Janu… agar tum naii to mein b nahi,
mei nahi to tum nahi…

*Love after Marriage*
“baghairta”…Aj tu nahi ya mein nahi

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