Funny Naughty Jokes

Funny Text Messages - khudkash bombar ne bom ka batton dabaya,laken dhamaka nahe hua. wo behosh ho gea.jb hospital me hosh aya to nurse ko dekha or kaha  "baqi hoorain kaha hain"

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Funny Text Messages -        GABBAR: Ye haath humko dede Thakur.
       THAKUR: Theek hai, lele.  Par 1 shart hai.
       Vada kar....Roz 'Phetii' dhone tu ayega.....

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Funny Text Messages -        Frog:"Pathan ka demag nahi hota"
       Pathan:"Hota hai"
       Frog:"Nahi hota nahi hota nahi hota(& jumps in water)
       Pathan:"Lo,is me khudkushi karne wali kia baat thi"

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       Funny Text Messages - I want 2 kiss the most cute n smart person in the world but
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       My lips cant touch my cheeks...!

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