Funny Text Messages

Funny Text -Ik pagal rail ki ptri pe so gya
Ik aadmi ne kaha kya kr rhy ho train ayegi to mrjaoge

Pagal:Mere uprse JAHAZ guzr gya to kch ni hua TRAIN NAY KYA KR LENA hai

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Funny Text Messages -        Agr kisi ne aapko rulaya ho
       Dukh dia ho
       Pareshan kiya ho
       To ap b usko rula sakte hain
       Dukh desakte hain
       Pta hai kese?
       ?
       ?
       ?
       ?
       Uski Aankh mein ungli maar kar:-)

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Funny Text Messages - 1 Charsi eyes donate karne gaya
       After operation
       Doctor
       Kuch kehna chahte ho
       Charsi
       jisko b ankhen lagao ose bata dena
       Ye
       2
       sooote lagane k baad khulti hain. ()

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Funny Text Messages - Ishq mey ye anjaam paya hai,
       Haath pair tootey or moo se lahoo aya hai,
       Hospital pohancha to nurson ne ye farmaya hai,
       Baharo phool barsao ek or POOND aya hai, ()

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