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Text:        Lady to wakil:
       Mujhe mere pati se talaq chaheye.
       Wakil:
       Magar woh to kabaddi champion hai.
       Lady:
       Yehi to problem hai.
       Kamina sirf hath laga kai bhag jata hai..   

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An old Indian was standing on the corner. A good-looking woman passed by, on the way to work. The Indian raised his hand in greeting, and said, “Chance!”
The same thing happened several days in a row. The woman would walk past, the Indian would raise his hand, and say, “Chance!”
Finally, one day, she couldn’t ignore it any longer. So she stopped, and asked, “You’re an Indian, aren’t you?”
He nodded.
She said, “I always thought Indians said, ‘How!’ as a greeting.”
Indian said, “Already know ‘how’. Just want ‘chance’.”

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Ek aurat ki ankh sooji hui thi
       Saheli ne poocha to bataya shohar ne mara hai.
       Saheli: Par wo to shahar se bahar gae huwey they!
       Aurat: Main b yehi samjhee thi. ()

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