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Do you want to go to USA
Here’s a chance for you
Mr Obama is waiting for you
To be in white house
Get ready
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He’s in search of a dog
For his daughter!
in a bar
one guy says to the other guy
i slept wid ur mama last night
the whole bar was shocked n waiting for the other guy's response
the other guy replied
let's go home daddy, you are drunk
girl: darling will you keep loving me after marriage like you do now
boy: mmm .. honey all depends upon ur future hubby, he allows it or not!
Feeling bored? Think of me.
Feeling sad? Call me.
Feeling lonely? See me.
Feeling h0rny? Use your hand & enjoy the art of messaging me.
(A Pakistani Film Actor)
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" Rape Is NOt A Crime Its Just A Surprise .. "
He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!
if i was a flower would u pick me if i was lolly would u lick me if i was a sweetie would u suck me and if i asked nicely ould u fuck me!!!
A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.
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