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I love you in blue.
I love you in red but most of all.
I love you in bed.
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Sex is like NOKIA (connecting people)
like NIKE (just do it)
like PEPSI (ask for more)
like SAMSUNG (everyone is invited)
and like ME (TO GOOD TO BE TRUE)..
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One night,
Mooch was making love for the first time after the wedding.
She saw it all on TV but the husband was like,
“Man, you cry lke the virgin but you know how to give it all to me, in all angles to fuck it”
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last night i wanted you,
i needed you so badly it hurt,
i wanted to taste you,
wanted you in me to work you magic on me...
but i couldnt find you...
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Funny Hindi Girl climbs up a tree. A monkey was sitting on the tree
Monkey: Why are you climbing up?
Funny Hindi Girl: To eat apples.
Monkey: But this is a mango tree.
Girl: I know, I brought apples with me.
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A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the
Wife looks over at him and asks the question....
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again. "
WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"
HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."
WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed. "
WIFE: -- silence --
HUSBAND: "sh*t."
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