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Whn u feel alone
Whn nobody is with you
Whn nobody is near you
Whn u miss everybody,
That means,
U are in ‘TOILET
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I saw a bad dream last night,
ALL FOOLS IN WOrLD ARE DEAD.
so now YOU give me a miss call urgently ....
because i am really worried about you da..........
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It’s better to stay away from girls. Only one or two can bring SMILE to your life, remaining will steel your HAPPINESS from your life
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there are 3 chambers in my heart.
there are 3 chambers in my heart.
1 for God
1 for Dad
1 for Mom
Oh wat about u dear?
Sorry no place 4 u in my heart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bcoz
You Are MY HEART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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You’re Attractive, Gorgeous, Sexy, Intelligent, Smart, Charming, Sophisticated, Fit, Kind & Generous. In fact you’re becoming more like me everyday!
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Last nite I coudnt sleep. I wantd u warm against my skin. I wantd u on me. I wantd 2 feel u all over my body ... but I coodnt find u! Where did I put my PYJAMAS?
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Always start your day with a lot of... S E X
S - SMILE
E - ENERGY
X - XCITEMENT so make S E X a daily habit, and you’ll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE.
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Girls are like internet domain names... the ones I like are already taken.
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what happend 2 ur mobile?
i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg:
welcome 2 Da jungle network,
Da monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.
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When I was young I begged God for a bike, but God does not work that way... so I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness!
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