Doctor ne admi se pucha …
Kya aap aur aapki biwi ka khoon ek hi hai?
Admi ne kaha..
Kiu nahi? Zarur hoga! Pachaas sal se mera hi khoon pi rahi hai na
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When we cry sees our tears
When we are worried no one sees our pain
When we are happy no one sees our smile
But agar date p chle jao to poora mohalla e dekh leta hai ;)
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Aik pathan ko UFONE mein operator ki job mili
Phle e din ko us ko maar maar k nikal dia gya
Becoz
first call: Sir meri UFONE ki SIM block ho gai hai
pathan: to pagal ZONG le lo na
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Buss stop p larka larki s bola: sandle to bohat achi phni hai
Larki boli: utaarun kya?
Larka bola: is s ziada achi to qameez phni hai ;)
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Aap ki 5 khubiaan
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Agar life mein kabhi koi acha kam kia hota to aj yeh jgaa khali na hoti
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Dua
Jo muje bhool jay
Uska mobile toot jay
Charger jal jay
Uski Sim block ho jay
Missed call kre to receive ho jay
Card load kre to balance e naa aye
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Hindi Naughty SMS
