Naughty Love SMS

Confucious say Man have more hair on chest than woman - but on the (w)hole woman have more.

An ideal son
A: I’ve the ideal son.
B: he smokes?
A: No
B: he drinks whiskey?
A: No
B: he ever comes home late?
A: No
B: I guess you really do have the ideal son. What is his age?
A: He is going to be 1 year old next Sunday.

Real MEANING OF Man’s SAYINGS:-

when Man says: "You're the only girl I've ever cared about."
Means: "You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me!!"
When Man say’s: "I really want to get to know you better"
Means: "So I can tell my friends about it.!!"
When Man say’s: "I'm a Romantic guy."
Means: "I'm poor!!"

Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? .
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Just cut off your head.

CNN News. Bush ordered 13,000 FBI skilled dogs to find Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this

I want to suck you...
lick you...
wanna move my tongue all over you...
wanna feel you in my mouth...
yep, that is how u...
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eat an ice cream!

Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A:About 45 pounds!!