Naughty Messages

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       Is sms men se W X or Z delete karo aik V.I.P sms mily ga;-)

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A girl phoned me the other day and said.
A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home

Ek baat kahon bura to nahi manein gay?
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       Piyaaz Aalu magwane thay. ()

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Shaitaan ki 3 nishaniyan
      
       1/ SmS milte hi parhta hai,
      
      
       2/ Parhte huay hansta hai,
       3/ Neechay mat jana
      
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       Jis kam se roko wohi karta hai.

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