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The best quote of advertisment
written in front of a famous beauty parlour

Don't whistle at the girl going out from here
She might b ur grand mother.

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Teacher teaching a student algebra A=B and B=C
it means A=C..Sir asked to give example for it.
Stdnt said, sir i love you and you love you'r daughter.
it means i love you'r daughter

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1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said, "Because you came home early."

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How 2 satisfy a women = caress, excite, cuddle, fascinate, spoil, kiss, rub, tease, pamper, console, worship, respect & love.
How 2 satisfy a man = blow job!

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How to impress a woman: hug + kiss her, compliment + love her, protect + listen + support her.
How to impress a man: Show up naked with beer!

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