Naughty Text Messages

Good morning
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Ab ap yeh soch rhe hon ge k good morning kese itnii dopahr ko?

Paise mere
Mobile mera
Balance b mera
To meri mrzi mein koi sa b msg krun!

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Aik person ko yeh number khwab mein nazar aaya
Us n 100 ka easy load krwaya,
Aik ghante mein us k dil ki murad poori ho gai
Doosray n isko jhoot kha aur is ko na kia
To wo paper mein fail ho gya
Teesray n is no. p 10 ka balance dilwaya
Us ko 50 Rs raaste mein pre huye mile
Mera farz tha btana, aage apki marzi hai

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Yaarrrr
 
 
 
 
 
 

Yeh dekho yarrrr
 
 
 
 
 

Kuc nazar nahi aa rha na?
 
 
 
 

Yehi to dikha rha hua dekho kisi n poora khali msg bheja
Bhla yeh bhi koi insaaniyat hai?

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