Sardar running after a bus, catches it & asks driver: ye bus teri maa lagti hai? Driver: nahi.
To kya behan lagti hai? nahi.
To phir charrhne kyun nahi deta?"
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1st sardar: I am going ka kya matlab hota hai ?
2nd sardar: MEIN JA RAHA HOON.
1st sardar: Aayse nahi jane doon ga pehle matlab bata
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Sardar ki teesri bar beti hui to usne elan kiya k mera beta peda hua hai.
Ek Dost ne dekha to kaha:
Ye Larki hai
Sardar bola:
Aae munda thallon Maa te giya ae
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Text: Sardar:Kl menu 9 admian ne kutya
Pandt:Fer tu kuch nai kita?
Sardar:Main keha himat hai te kallay kallay ao
Pandit: Fer?
Sardar:Fer sarian ne wari wari kutya:-(
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Sardarji is filling up a job application...........................
He promptly fills in the lines on Name, Age, Addr,& etc.
Then came the column Salary Expected.....................
After much thought he writes: Yes.............................
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1st sardar: I am going ka kya matlab hota hai ?
2nd sardar: MEIN JA RAHA HOON.
1st sardar: Aayse nahi jane doon ga pehle matlab bata
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Funny Sardar SMS
