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Sardar Joke

Sardar Joke Funny Sardar Joke Hindi

Text:        Chota sardar to his father: "Bapu ethey aa ja"
      
       His mom: "beta! bapu nu izzat naal bulai da ey"
      
       Chota sardar corrects himself: "bapu izzat naal ethey aa ja"...  
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Text:        Sardar english k paper mein fail ho gya. Coz
       He did english translation:
      
       1. Main aam admi nai hun.
       (I m nt a mango man)
      
       2. Sarda aur garma fruit hain.
       (Colda & hota is fruit)
      
       3. Muje b english ati ha.
       (English comes to me also.)
      
       4. Do aur do brabar chaar.
       (Give and give equal to four)        
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Text:        Sardar was riding on horse.
       He crossed the Red light & policeman whistles.
       The Sardar lifts the tail of horse & says. "LE KARLE, TU KARLE NUMBER NOTE." ;-)
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Text:        Sardar goes 2 hotel n orders chicken
       waiter: italian, chinese,french or spanish
       sardar: Jera marzi le aa main kera gallan karniyan ne...!! 
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Text:        Sardar Ki Teesri Bar Beti Hui To Uss Ne Elaan Kiya "Mera Beta Hua Hai" Relatives Ne Dekha To Kaha "Yeh Larki Hai" Sardar Bola: "Ay Munda Thallon Maa Te Gaya Ay.     sardar
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