Sardar ka RADIO kharab ho gya.Usne khol k deka to,ander ek mara hua CHOOHA mila. Ye dekh k sarDAr gusSa se: ey Lo...Chalega kase? Sala singer he mara para hai.!
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1st sardar: I am going ka kya matlab hota hai ?
2nd sardar: MEIN JA RAHA HOON.
1st sardar: Aaisay hi nahi janay doon ga pehlay matlab bata... ()
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Sardar: Will u merry , after i die .
Wife : No i wiil live with my sister.
Wife : Will u marry , after i die .
Sardar: No i will also live with ur sister.
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Text: Dr. k Band Clinic k agay lambi line thi.
1 sardar bar-bar line me ghusta,log usko pakar k piche phenk datain
sardar-Lage raho salo,me b clinic nahi kholunga,
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Text: Sardar:kaam wali shanti ko bulao. . .
wife:kyun. . . . ?
Sardar:doctor ney bola hai k rat ko dawai khao or shanti k 7 so jao;-)
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Text: Sardar G: Yar teri wife di maut da bara afsos hoya, wese hoya ki c?
Freind: Goli lagi c mathey vich..
sardar G: fir v wah guru da shukar kr k ankh bach gai..!
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Sardar Jokes
