Sardar SMS Funny Sardar SMS Messages

Sardar caught his wife havig an affair. He decided 2 kill

his wife

&
himslf.

Apni kanpati pe gun rakhi & said to wife
"Khush na ho.

Agla numbr tera he.

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1st sardar 2nd sardar sy:tery khayal sy is duniya ka sb sy mushkil kaam kia hai?
 

2nd sardar:mery khyal sy sb sy mushkil kam hai
 
 
 
 
 
 

halmet pa k chuma lena.

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2 sardar brothers were in the same class in school.
Teacher:tum dono ne apne father ka naam different q likha?

Sardar brothers: Tusi fer kehna c NAQAL maari ae

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Sardarni :- Ooji ! Sunte ho, Utho ! Utho Na... Raat k 2 baj gaye hain !

Sardar :- Kyun Uthaya Mainu?

Sardarni :- Aap Neend ki Goli lena pull gaye.

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