Sardar caught his wife havig an affair. He decided 2 kill
his wife
&
himslf.
Apni kanpati pe gun rakhi & said to wife
"Khush na ho.
Agla numbr tera he.
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1st sardar 2nd sardar sy:tery khayal sy is duniya ka sb sy mushkil kaam kia hai?
2nd sardar:mery khyal sy sb sy mushkil kam hai
halmet pa k chuma lena.
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2 sardar brothers were in the same class in school.
Teacher:tum dono ne apne father ka naam different q likha?
Sardar brothers: Tusi fer kehna c NAQAL maari ae
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Sardarni :- Ooji ! Sunte ho, Utho ! Utho Na... Raat k 2 baj gaye hain !
Sardar :- Kyun Uthaya Mainu?
Sardarni :- Aap Neend ki Goli lena pull gaye.
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Sardar SMS
