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hey sweetie, remember Jeni? I just bumped into her in kmart, she says hi. i invited her for coffee tomorrow… remember how we used 2 play? wink fantasy wink fantasy!!!
u make me horny - everytime i c u - ur like OMG!!! f only u knew how u make me feel!!!
I want to touch u & play with u…
Jelly Baby goes 2 the Dr & says "Dr i've got aids" Dr replys "U cant have aids ur a jelly Baby" Jelly Baby says "yes but Dr i've been sleepin wiv ALLSORTS!
sex, drugs, rock & rave
lets get smashed and misbehave
on speed and weed and little e’s
lets get fucked and talk to trees
life is life and then you die
so fuck ‘em all and lets get high!
man:I would like to buy some dog food?
Salesman: do u have a dog?
Saler:i am sorry cant sell u unless i see dog.
its Store policy
Kamzor dil walay hazraat ye msg na parhen!
Ek princess ne elaan kiya k jo shakhs 5 glass thook wali ulti piye ga me us se shadi karon gi.
I luv when u go downon me
u relieve so much stress and
tension but when i feel it
gettin good u go back up....
damn gas prices!!!
Its not the length, its not the size...
its how many times u can make it rise...
its not how well it fits but...
how often you can make it spit...