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She is hot !
She is sweet !
She always Needs A lip 4 kiss
Whole world is Mad 4 her !
Who ? Who is she ?
Do you know ?

Answer=Tea

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A peach is a peach.
A plum is a plum.
A kiss is not a kiss
unless its with tongues…

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Smile is the 2nd best thing
you can do with your Lips.
What is first thing? ..??..

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Lafzo me kya tarif karu aapki,
Aap lafzo me kaise sama paoge,
Jub log hamare pyar k bare me puchenge,
Meri aankho me aye JAANU sirf tum nazar aoge.

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If u feel little bored

If u feel little bored, little sick, little sad, all lost,
U know whats wrong?
U r suffering from lack of Vitamin ‘ME’

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