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Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can't your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it.

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I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. =)

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A notice in a factory for girl workers.
"If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work.. If it is short, protect yourself from men at work"

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Q: Whats the difference between a computer and a woman?
A: A computer doesn't laugh at a 3½ inch floppy.

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Hey dude Congrats! Heard u got selected as the first male model for Whisper advertisement. Why should girls have all the fun.

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I WISH I WAS UR BLANKET
I WISH I WAS UR BED,I WISH
I WAS UR PILLOW UNDERNEATH UR HEAD,
I WANNA HOLD U TIGHT,
AND BE THE LUCKY PERSON
WHO KISSES U GOODNIGHT

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