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Wife: if I sleep with your best friend, what thought will first come into your mind?
Husband: that you’re a Lesbian

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Boys say it's great
boys say it's fine
9 months later
they say: it's not MINE ;)

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sometime girl can attract man with her mind
but most often she can attract him with what she doesnt mind

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one good thing about sex
that it brings lovers so close that
they cant see anything wrong with each other

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A good friend is like a good bra
Hard to find
Comfortable
Supportive
Prevents you from falling
Holds you tight
And is always close to your heart

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If you’re wondering what is that a women has in front
And cow at the back?
The letter W

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Marriage is the price men pay for sex
And sex is the price women pay for marriage

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Why is a car engine works like a wife?
On a cold morning, when you need it, it wont turn over

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