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Wife: if I sleep with your best friend, what thought will first come into your mind?
Husband: that you’re a Lesbian
Boys say it's great
boys say it's fine
9 months later
they say: it's not MINE ;)
sometime girl can attract man with her mind
but most often she can attract him with what she doesnt mind
one good thing about sex
that it brings lovers so close that
they cant see anything wrong with each other
A good friend is like a good bra
Hard to find
Prevents you from falling
Holds you tight
And is always close to your heart
If you’re wondering what is that a women has in front
And cow at the back?
The letter W
Marriage is the price men pay for sex
And sex is the price women pay for marriage
Why is a car engine works like a wife?
On a cold morning, when you need it, it wont turn over