Sexy SMS Jokes and Dirty Love Jokes by Allsmsmessages.com

25/1/2008 Ko Guzra Hua 1 SacchA WaqiyA
7 SaAL Ki Bacchi Ko Us K BaAp Or BhAi Ne PakAr KAr,
Buri TarAh Se Usko ZabArdAsti...

 

 

 

 

 

School Bhej DiA . . . ;->

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Hold It Gently
Put 2 Fingrs
If Dey Dnt
Fit
Fos Dem In
If De Hole‘s Big Enaf
Put3
Muv Up & Down
Slowly..
Ooh Yes..
Can U Fil It?
Dats How U Wash A Glass

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Q.) What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
A.) Melt them down make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

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Pehle KISS karo,
phir PALANG per leta do,
phir CHADDI utar do,
phir NICHE haath lagao,
.
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.
.
Aur check karo k
BABY ne SU SU to nahi kiya na

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Only the open heart receives
LOVE
Only the open mind receives
WISDOM
Only the open hand receives
GIFTS
and...
Only the CUTE 1's receive
MESSAGES From ME!

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