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KISSING at the top,HOLDING at the middle &FIRE at the bottom!

Do you know the ANSWAR?

WHAT?

ho...don't think dirty...

its A ''CIGRETTE''

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25/1/2008 Ko Guzra Hua 1 SacchA WaqiyA
7 SaAL Ki Bacchi Ko Us K BaAp Or BhAi Ne PakAr KAr,
Buri TarAh Se Usko ZabArdAsti...

School Bhej DiA . . . ;->

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one lady boy ate viagra
a voice came inside
sorry; your system is not compatible with this

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A sardar was running with his pregnent wife,who was about to deliver, when
another sardar asked him, O pernam singh, oye woti nu ais haal vitch le ke
kithey puj rya vain, pernam singh replied,assi Pizza hut chaley aan, sunya aa
othey free delivery hondi aaa.

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Ik raat bahuu ne kisi gair merd ke saath guzari, mager saas ne kuch
na kaha, bhala kiun, kiun ke saas bhi kabi Bahu thiiiiiiiii

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fanta piyo,
pepsi piyo,
marinda piyo
coke piyo,
dew piyo,
pani piyo,piyo aur piyo
kiyun ke ab pampers sirf 99 rupai main

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Imagine life without girls
Roads silent, college empty, police at rest
Mobile co. in loss, no gifts, no alcohol,
No petrol exp., no bikes, no crime, all boys go 2 hell

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Dad brought a robot which slaps a person who lies.
Dad: son, where were you?
Son: School, robot slap. Son: film.
Dad- which one?
Son: sai baba, robot slap again. Son: "A" film
Dad: what? I have not seen such films, robot slaps dad.
Mom: forgive him dear after all he is your son, robot slaps mom.

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