Short SMS Short Text Messages Funny

Text: Nazar sa jane wale dil se dor na karna . . . . . . . Mare ankho ko rona pare majbor na karna....

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Aa dil.e. Bulbul to kis sa shakh par ja bathi. . . . . . . Na ghar apne na bag apne to kis se dil laga bathi.

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Qismat sa kya shikwa jab qismat he hm sa roth gae.. . . . . . . Jis phool par hath rakha wo shaks he root jae..

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Text:        Khlose-e-del sa milo to saza dtay hain log,
       Sachay jzbat b thukra dty hain log,
       Dekh nhi skty 2 dilon ka milna, Bethay hue 2 prinday b ura detay hain log!

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Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it, put it on a hanger. Next morn buy it back for 50p

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If I could rewrite the alphabet I"d put U and I together!

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Close your eyes,
Concentrate your mind &
Pray to God about the things
That you want most.
GOD must fulfill your prayer...
Have a nice sleep...

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CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this

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Im @ the police station now been done 4 drink driving. Urine sample was positive so I nicked the sample, they r now doin me 4 taking the piss.
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