Larne s mohabat brhti hai faraz
Yeh kh k wo shks muje watta mar gya
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Father: if u don’t pass ur exam this time, don’t call me dad!
After sm days …
Father: hows ur result?
Son: so sorry Mr. Bashir
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In art gallery
Couple looks at a picture of a naked girl
Covered by leaves only
Husband keeps watching
Wife says: would you leave or you’ll keep waiting for autumn?
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Boss to secretary: for 1 week we’ll go aboard
She calls husband: for a week, I and boss r going baroad
Husband calls GF: wife going, lets enjoy
GF calls her student: for one week, you’re free
Lill boy calls grandpa: I’m free for 1 week
Grandpa (boss) calls her secretary: tour cancelled
I’m wid my grandson this week
Secretary calls her hubby: tour cancelled
Husband calls GF: wife not going
GF calls boy: this week your class as usual
Boy calls grandpa: sorry, I’ve to attend my classes
Grandpa (boss) calls secretary: we’re going
TO BE CONTINUED ….. ;)
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HEIGHT OF CONFIDENCE
Principal: school ka time 7 bje k bad ta aur tm a baa rhe o?
Student: Sir aap meri fikar naa kia krin, school lgaa dia krin ;)
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What di I do when I see some1 extremely cute?
I stare
And
stare
stare
stare
stare
stare
and
den
I smile
smile
smile
smile
smile
and when I feel tired
I put the mirror down ;)
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Patient: I’ve loose motions
Doctor how much loose?
Patient: like you can drink them without feeling any lumps
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Importance of thumb
Child use it 4 sucking
Illiterate ppl use for stamp
Winners for victory
And my fans use it for reading my m=sgs
Oh you tooo ;)
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Smile SMS
