Yeh keh kar bahir nikaal diya malik'makan ne Faraz!
Tu shahin hai basaira kar paharoon ki chatanoon par!"
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Circuit: ßhai Jail Ko Hindi Me Hawalat kyun Kehte Hain,?
Bhai: Kyunke Jail Mein Khane
Ko Sirf Hawa Aur Laat Hi Milti Hai."
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Once,A Chunti saw a piece of Gurr,
She went to eat it but,
On the way She saw a Chunta She left the Gurr & went with the Chunta
MORAL'
GURR NALO ISHQ METHA'"
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Salam.sorry I couldnt tel u earlier that I m moving permanently to ISLAMABAD on Monday.I dont know how long i m staying there.I Wil give u number,adress & new email ID as i get there.Hope to c u at least before i leave
Sorry 4 this but I had no choice.They have chosen me as
Next President of Pakistan."
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