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Sweet SMS Messages

Sweet SMS Messages and sweet lvoe quotes to send sweet love notes to friends n family


do u know that u're nice, u're sweet, u're thought of day by day, u're special, and u're kind, but there's one thing wrong about u.. u're not mine!

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Love is magic. The more we hide it, the more it shows; the more u suppress it, the more it grows.

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Dreams touch ur heart and soul, it is a magical memory that unites fantasy and reality. Hope u'll have the sweetest dream tonight... good night! GOD BLESS!

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Titanic  was sinking.

Santa: How much the earth is far from here?

Banta: 1 kilo meter.

Santa jumped into the sea and asked again: "...In which direction?"

Banta: Downwards !

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Santa: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money.

Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.

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Corporate Lessons
“We will do it”
Means
“U will do it.”
“U have done a great job”
Means
“More work will be given to u.”
“We r a team”
Means
“I am not the only one to be blamed.”
“That is a good question”
Means
“I do not know anything about it.”
“All the best ”
Means
“U r in trouble.”

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